Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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Everybody Notices Cobras

So, I got a ride home with a friend last night.

"Oh, be careful," he said, "I have been keeping an angry cobra in my car, since I figure it's more effective than a car alarm."

"Isn't that dangerous?"

"Nobody pays attention to car alarms these days. They're just constant empty noise pollution. A cobra? Everybody notices cobras."

I decided to take a taxi instead.
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