The woman on the other side of the mohagony desk asked just one thing:
"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"
I said that I'd be a hurricane tree, one of those ones that makes hurricanes, with hovering helium eyes floating above the branches, attached by strings. I didn't get the loan - apparently, the right answer was "an oak because I am very dependable."
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?