"So you achieved true enlightenment in less than an hour?" I asked her.
"Yes! And it sucks! Now I spend all my time chopping wood and carrying water. And vinegar tastes as good as honey now! What's the point? I could save money on my food budget, but I've transcended the need for money, too."
"If you hate it so much," I asked her, "Why do you have such a serene smile?"
"I can't help it! I'm stuck in this stupid blissful harmony with All Creation now! My favorite action flicks do nothing for me, and I just can't help but to be all smug all the time."