It spoke with no mouth, "There is something I want from you," it whispered hungrily.
"I want you to buy a set of encyclopedias."
"But I can just use wikipedia" I protested as I staggered backward.
I spent a long time learning how to speak with hyperlinks, and I wasn't going to let something as petty as mortal terror make me pass up a chance to use it.
But I did buy the encyclopedias. I paid by check.
Should I cancel the check?