Ted (merovingian) wrote,

You Are More Knowledgeable Than You Know

I was walking down the alleyway when I heard something behind me, and when I turned around, there it was, dark against the moonlight, fluttering in the wind like some pennant of oblivion.

It spoke with no mouth, "There is something I want from you," it whispered hungrily.

"I want you to buy a set of encyclopedias."

"But I can just use wikipedia" I protested as I staggered backward.

I spent a long time learning how to speak with hyperlinks, and I wasn't going to let something as petty as mortal terror make me pass up a chance to use it.

But I did buy the encyclopedias. I paid by check.

Should I cancel the check?
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