"This sandwich is terrible!" I said. I was wearing my obvious-statements tie to lunch, you see.
"Of course it is," said the waiter, "This is Tim's Terrible Sandwich Shop. We only serve the worst!"
He gestured to a wall full of unflattering awards and scathing reviews of local newspapers.
"We make any kind of sandwich great.... by comparison!"
Anyone want to go get really awful sandwiches with me on Monday?