Ted (merovingian) wrote,

I'll never make it to the castle of the princess!

I am surrounded by angry horses! They are hungry for human flesh!

How did this happen? I was travelling with a ballerina and a mermaid, going to a very dancy wedding, when we stopped at a beach to watch dolphins. (We didn't see any.)

The next thing we knew, there were horses everywhere. They ate the ballerina already, and maybe they got the mermaid, too - she took to the water and they chased her.

The only way I can survive this is if you tell me a secret.

The future depends on you.
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