How did this happen? I was travelling with a ballerina and a mermaid, going to a very dancy wedding, when we stopped at a beach to watch dolphins. (We didn't see any.)
The next thing we knew, there were horses everywhere. They ate the ballerina already, and maybe they got the mermaid, too - she took to the water and they chased her.
The only way I can survive this is if you tell me a secret.
The future depends on you.