Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Egg Therapy

I've been really stressed lately, what with moving and the holidays. So I went to a therapist.

"We have a different view of stress here," he said, "Rather than a biological or environmental reasons, we believe that stress is caused by demonic possession."

"Oh." I said.

"Don't worry, we don't do any kind of traditional exorcism," he said, "That would be weird."

I nodded blankly.

"We do jazzorcism here. It's a cool, jazzy way to drive away the demons of stress!"

So I threw eggs at him and ran away. I feel so much better now!
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