Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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I love online friends, but someone I know (from the wayback days of usenic) is sad.

"I have a problem," he says, "I inherited a winery from a distant aunt who just passed away, about a year ago. I've been making wine. A dark, dry red wine, almost black in color, mellow and restrained. It's won several awards, and I am finding that I love this work. The wine is popular and tremendously successful, because I adore it so."

"That sounds like the opposite of a problem," I tell him.

"I know! But here's the problem! The winery I inherited is in the Champagne region of France! My neighbors keep threatening me, telling me I should stick with sweet, white bubbly wines, like people have on New Year's Eve. I hate that crap! I get death threats, and the local Champagne police are extremely unsympathetic, dry and bitter."

"What you need," I say unhelpfully, "is a personality test!"

Poll #657077 Personality Test!

What is your gender?

Complicated
30(43.5%)
Pretty Simple
39(56.5%)

Which would you prefer?

A computer
35(50.7%)
A gun
6(8.7%)
(The sharks outlived the dinosaurs, you know.)
28(40.6%)

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