Instead, tell me in a comment: what's the best thing you've eaten in the past week?
Which is most terrifying?
The sentient puppets that sit in your shower with their baleful stares, watching you, judging you, ready to attack you if they think you're going to try to oust them.
The angry goat outside your door, ready to charge you.
The scraping of rusty metal against rusty metal.
Spelling "nuclear" as "nucular" and/or ending a sentence fragment with a period.
Cute baby sloths.