March 19th, 2001


(no subject)

I have finally entered the corporate world, using a combination of astral projection, virtual reality and resonating crystal dimension-travel.

Here in the corporate world, earnings per share is a wide river, that sometimes twists and turns or perhaps becomes brackish. Assets and liabilities are big and made of stone. You can pick up layoff announcements and throw them like apples.

...but please don't.