This morning, I woke up to find that some kinds had tagged my apartment building. In big letters, with black spraypaint:
STARFISH ARE NOT GOOD FINANCIAL ADVISORS
...but fortunately the landlord isn't making me pay for cleaning it up.
I feel so misunderstood. When I started my own company, I decided to open up positions to the normally-untapped talent pool of the tidal pool. Echinoderms often make excellent financial advisors, I assure you. Our EPS has skyrocketed, and without advice from class Asteroidea, we would have missed out on some prime investment opportunities.
The kids don't understand that, I guess. They live in their own small world.
And they're sea stars, not star fish. Fish are chordates. Stupid hooligans.