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Tuesday, April 3rd, 2001

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2:46p
This morning, I woke up to find that some kinds had tagged my apartment building. In big letters, with black spraypaint:

STARFISH ARE NOT GOOD FINANCIAL ADVISORS

...but fortunately the landlord isn't making me pay for cleaning it up.

I feel so misunderstood. When I started my own company, I decided to open up positions to the normally-untapped talent pool of the tidal pool. Echinoderms often make excellent financial advisors, I assure you. Our EPS has skyrocketed, and without advice from class Asteroidea, we would have missed out on some prime investment opportunities.

The kids don't understand that, I guess. They live in their own small world.

And they're sea stars, not star fish. Fish are chordates. Stupid hooligans.

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