Things I Need To Do Before BayCon:
1. Paint the mailman
2. Wax the carpet
3. Shake the candles
4. Cook the giant onion
5. Break the locks
6. File down my ears
7. Memorize my static
8. Bury the treasure
9. Pay the dog
10. Wash the soap
11. Boil the bedroom
12. Count the clues
