May 29th, 2001

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Saturday, I was in my local used hardware store when I found a book of home maintenance secrets. I bought it on a whim, and when I got home I was pleased to find that it included the cheat codes to shower heads.

Stream, spray and massage, of course, we all know about. But there's also drill, drown, and drizzle. And that's just the stream speed levels. You can furthermore, with the right cheat codes, get the showerhead to dispense holy water, plutonium, lunargent or root beer. And, if you get three perfect showers sequentially, you can use the special cheat code (hot-massage-cold-hot-drain up-cold-drain down) to get the secret bonus shower character.