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Thursday, June 14th, 2001

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1:49p
Thanksgiving Special
I am thankful that I like smoked gouda better than regular gouda.

I am thankful that people I knew in high school remember me as the guy with the limp.

I am thankful for the small grey man in my basement, who wears nothing but patchy, scratchy tufts of fur, and who insists that I regularly post cheerful messages in time with his demented calendar schedule.

I am thankful for the fish I caught which promised me a wish if I would let it go. It was delicious.

I am thankful that my office has staples but no stapler.

I am thankful for my great-great-great-grandfather, who worked as a philosopher specifically to gain superpowers. He's transcendentally real.

I am thankful for farm animals. Thousands of them. I cannot breathe.

I am thankful for my magnesium torch. I do not like sandy beaches nearly so much as I like water against smooth glass.

I am thankful for the priests and their massively parallel military-grade supercomputers.

I am thankful for my hats. Without them, I could not join the Circus of the Undead.

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