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Wednesday, July 25th, 2001

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Song Lyrics For You All
You are my sunsine,
my only sunshine
from California,
to the New York Highlands.
You'll never know, dear,
how much I love you.
This land was made for you and me

This land is my land,
this land is your land;
you make me happy
when skies are grey.
From the Redwood Forest
to the Gulf Stream waters,
please don't take my sunshine away.
Advice for Young People
1. Decide on your goals. Then begin deciding on goals for your utensils and writing implements. Implement those goals first.

2. Everything that smells good is edible.

3. You're being chased by robots. Keep that in mind.

4. If you meet someone, and you like them, but you're not sure they like you, wear an ape mask for the rest of your life.

5. Money is not important. Burn all your money.

6. When you're older, you may not have time to eat breakfast. Eat extra breakfasts today.

7. Popcorn talks. Hot dogs listen.

8. Always eat sunscreen. You can ignore the rest of this advice, but trust me about the sunscreen.

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