Another day older and deeper in Ted
Now that I don't have a job, I can consider opening up my business. Here's some ideas I had; I'd love to see other propositions.
Humanist Indulgences - available online!
Weddings for hermits
Phrenology consulting to local law enforcement
Metamorphosing into a butterfly; selling webcam access
9th century Mongol warlord
Alternative fire department
President of the United States