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Sunday, September 30th, 2001

Time Event
10:15p
All the sweeter for the effort
The best cookie recipe ever:

2 lbs. Californium
6 lbs. amaranth flour
4 tbsp. dinosaur blood
4 tbsp. vanilla made from holy water
1 tbsp. red mercury
1 tbsp. sodium pentathol
1 package Pillsbury pre-made cookie dough
1 pinion feather, couatl
1 pinion feather, octopus
1 pinion feather, airplane
1 human head, severed, still speaking, oracular

Combine all ingredients except cookie dough into large silver pot at midnight. Arrange for pot of ingredients to be abducted by fae and/or Greys. Weep openly. Undergo hypnotherapy. Prepare cookie dough according tto instructions.

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