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Friday, October 19th, 2001

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Billion Dollar Project Concept:
"Kids Say The Darnedest Things When Sharks Attack"
In which I am a pedant
Every food can be improved by the addition of either chocolate or garlic, but few if any foods are improved by both.

A food that already has chocolate or garlic is improved by the addition of more of the same.

Chocolate, of course, is enticing, contains sexual chemicals, rots your teeth, and is rich. Garlic, on the other hand, keeps away disease and blood-drinking pests, but oozes from your pores strongly.

Please reinterpret this as a new, groundbreaking moral system by Monday at noon. This will be graded.

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