When I drive northward, will there be a fight?
Will St. Francis take up a physical body, and storm northward, a herd of animals behind him as a silent, bestial army, seeking to keep me?
Will Chief Seattle rise from the grave, sternly preparing to do battle against the man from Assissi to gain my residence?
Will there be war and wolves run wild in the city of Yreka? Will the pure and healthful lithia waters of Ashland run red with blood as the theatre city becomes a theatre of battle?
Or am I just talking to myself?