October 29th, 2001

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I'm pretty happy with myself. I just got my first subscription to "Sucker Consumer Reports." It's got great articles abuot the latest diet-free exercise-free weight loss drugs, and some exciting multi-level marketing opportunities. Plus it's got special coupons for 20% extra costs!

It's easy to be a dumb shopper, but it takes extra effort to be diabolically stupid.