Review: The New Chinese Restaurant In Town
I have problems with this place. Yes, the food was excellent, and the prices were great, and the esrvice was fast.
The problem was the fortune cookies. Here's some samples:
"You suck and I will totally kill you."
"Your life will change for the worse, because you're just a worthless bitch-boy."
"If you don't put a fork in your eye right now, I'm going to give you a really bad fortune."
"You are living a lie and everyone who sees this fortune will find you out."
"Your momma."
"You suffer from a variety of sexual dysfunctions and are unable to satisfy any partner... in bed."
The problem was the fortune cookies. Here's some samples:
"You suck and I will totally kill you."
"Your life will change for the worse, because you're just a worthless bitch-boy."
"If you don't put a fork in your eye right now, I'm going to give you a really bad fortune."
"You are living a lie and everyone who sees this fortune will find you out."
"Your momma."
"You suffer from a variety of sexual dysfunctions and are unable to satisfy any partner... in bed."