October 23rd, 2002

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Yesterday at around 10:30 PM, Ted ate an apple. It was red and a little soft, promotional merchandise for an educational software product.

He didn't stop to think about it much. Just ate the apple.

Within 45 minutes, the apple went through the bloodstream and took over Ted's nervous system from within. Now, that very apple is typing the journal you're reading.

Hello, I'm the apple.

What should I do next?

Infect the water supply
7(12.5%)
Start a new fashion wave in Paris and New York
11(19.6%)
Justify this whole apple thing
4(7.1%)
Do something involving meat
12(21.4%)
Die alone and afraid
4(7.1%)
Shoot the hostage
10(17.9%)
Other
8(14.3%)

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