October 7th, 2003

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Whenever I catch a criminal, he always tells me that he'll get his revenge when I least expect it.

So, I have made it a habit to walk into high-security guarded areas and use neuroelectric stimulation to make myself least expect revenge about ten minutes a day, just to be sure.

Poll #188962 The Merovingian Live Journal Home Game!

What are you least expecting right now?