February 18th, 2004

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The Seven Deadly Layers of the OSI Burrito

In Hawaii, it is illegal to put pennies in your ears. This has created
a thriving industry for penny-ear lawyers.

I approached one and asked him for his secrets.

"I am battling anti-Semitism," he said.

I asked how he did it.

"Secret dim mak atemi nerve points," he said, striking a deadly kung fu position.

Then he demonstrated them to me:
1. A nerve point that makes you like anime.
2. A nerve point that defragments hard drives.
3. A nerve point that causes fistulation.
4. A nerve point that disables scientific rationality.
5. A nerve point that breaks your microwave..
6. A nerve point that adjusts currency rates.
7. A nerve point that shrinks rodents.

Then he demonstrated the nerve point that makes you become unable to post anything for over a month.

I am not sure what to make of this. Any advice?