May 4th, 2008

double

(no subject)

"We make our Christmas tree ornaments from radium" said the children, "and barbed wire and brass gears and diplomacy and giant cellos and mint and narcissistic personality disorders, and ice cream and soda pop jingles and vodka and radium."

"You monsters!" the woman cried, "you said radium twice and also it's the 4th of May!"

Then they all ate some toast together, except that I had mine with mint jelly.