September 24th, 2008


This is a message from the future!

To avoid temporal paradox, the following dances must never become a nationwide sensation:

The Electric Jackalope
The Constant Hint of Disaster
The Haberdasher
The Large Hadron Collider
The Boontling Slide
The Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation
The Whale-Trot
The Penny for Your Thoughts
The Antihustle
The Nomura's Jellyfish
The Better Part of Valour
The Enemacarena
The Land of Giants
The Defenestrate
The Endless Sorrow
The Time Warp
The Holograph of Dorian Grey

(please name one dance that must never become a nationwide sensation)