I am not a sailor
...and when we finally got the vault door open at the facility, we found just one thing: a copy of the translated and upgraded lyrics to "La Bamba." I was expecting some, you know, military blueprints, or perhaps a sentient stack of haiku poetry, or perhaps some incriminating documents, but no, I got La Bamba lyrics.
I tried to get a refund or something, but I couldn't, so now I'm going to get as much fun out of these top secret Mexican folk song lyrics and post them as widely as I can.
( Here's the English translation I foundCollapse )
And you know what? The Wikipedia page about La Bamba says it's common to improvise the lyrics anyway.
Does anyone know where I can find that sentient stack of haiku poetry again?
I tried to get a refund or something, but I couldn't, so now I'm going to get as much fun out of these top secret Mexican folk song lyrics and post them as widely as I can.
( Here's the English translation I foundCollapse )
And you know what? The Wikipedia page about La Bamba says it's common to improvise the lyrics anyway.
Does anyone know where I can find that sentient stack of haiku poetry again?