July 7th, 2009


This day will soon be at an end

Every year on my birthday I like to make plans for what I'd like to accomplish in the next year.

Here's my list of what I want to do at age 36:
  • Discover the lost continent of Triceratopia, which I just made up.
  • Broker peace between robots and mimes.
  • Discover, distill, bottle and mass-produce happiness.
  • Have a big giraffe head instead of a human head, like one of those Egyptian statues, only with a giraffe.
  • Write a sternly-worded yet convincing letter to every evil person in the world, asking them in very clear terms to please stop.
  • Do everything not covered by this list.
  • Current Music
    They Might Be Giants, "You're Older"