April 6th, 2014


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So, there is a They Might Be Giants song with the lyrics "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older" and of course those lyrics are always up to date.

But there's a second verse with the lyrics "This day will soon be at an end, and now it's even sooner, and now it's even sooner" and that line is not always timely.

So I traveled to Grenwich, England (just to be sure) and played the song just right so midnight strikes just before the first "and now it's even sooner." You know, to see if the song will update.

Anyway, the Time Police picked me up and now I'm in Time Jail until someone posts bail. Could someone please post bail of one penny? Before January 1, 1970? Thanks.

At least I didn't try it while jumping back and forth on the International Date Line. That would have resulted in a [REDACTED BY TIME POLICE TO AVOID A TEMPORAL ANOMALY].