May 5th, 2014


The Game Of Love

The purpose of a man is to be a panda, sang the music from the apartment above as I walked by along the historically significant but otherwise forgotten city street, And the purpose of a panda is to be a man.

I was not sure I had misheard those lyrics, so I knocked on the door to ask about it, because apparently I interpret misheard song lyrics as an acceptable reason to knock on someone's door. I wondered if perhaps a panda would answer the door.

Anyway, I went upstairs and now I am stranded in a distant jungle. Please send cartographers, rescue pandas, and attractive photographer's vests. I need to get back home.
  • Current Music
    The Game of Love, Misheard Panda Version