Ted (merovingian) wrote,

A rousing military speech in the War on Wombats

Welcome, warriors. Wednesday, we war with wombats. We warned wombats, when wombats went wild: "Wombats, we'll win wars."

Well, whatever. Wombats want war? We'll war.

We will win! We will win while warring with wombats. We will win wonderfully -- with weapons, with wisdom, with wishful wandering. We will whip whatever whimpering wombat we want, wherever we want, whenever we want. We won't waver. We won't whine. We won't wish we were wakeboarding with Wendy. Warriors, we will walk westward willfully. We will walk westward with weapons, with water, with wild willful wit.


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