Ted (merovingian) wrote,

This cannot be a good omen

So, Jupiter's white spot just turned red.

I gave Jupiter a phone call to ask about it.

"Jupiter's Pizza," said the massive gas giant.

"Uh, hi. I wanted to ask about your white spot turning red," I said.

"Okay. Is that for delivery or pickup?" asked the planet, whose spots are caused by massive perpetual anti-cyclone storms in the gaseous environment.

"No, I want information! Not pizza! About the planet! I looked up Jupiter in the phone book and called you."

"Oh. This is a pizza place. Sorry!" said the planet, which some astrophysicists conjecture might have been a nascent star that never took shape.

Then it hung up on me.

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