1. Comment to ask a question. I am screening anonymous posting so you don't have to worry that you might somehow be anonymous.
2. You can ask any question, no matter how private it may seem.
3. Then go through comments and answer someone else's question.
4. Please lie.
5. While answering and lying, please also pretend to be Matteo Ricci or a furry lobster or Ayn Rand or maybe the E8 Lie group. Or Johnny Appleseed would be good too.
6. If someone answers your question, try to guess who they're pretending to be. If you're wrong, you have to fight.