I got a new job! I'm now a vampire hunter. Apparently it's very important to be careful that you put stakes through vampires and not just dorks who think they're vampires, because the latter is illegal. (The former has ambiguous legal status.)
So I decided to do my vampire-hunting online!
That's where you come in!
Vampires, identify yourselves.
Vampires, say something vampirey. Non-vampires, say something non-vampirey.
If you are a vampire, how would Coreys Haim and Feldman kill you? If you're a non-vampire hunter, how would your friends conceal a surprise party from you?
One last question to double check, because I heard that vampires are sneaky.