This logic puzzle was created semi-democratically in the previous post. This poll is open until Friday (May 11) at noon.
In a rent-controlled Brooklyn apartment, there are an uncountable number of nearly-identical pieces of unidentifiable office equipment. The ones on the left can totally beatbox. The ones on the right understand the comedy in a privatized fire department. You can only solve a case after you've been suspended from duty. How will you invade Poland?
Best answer gets an LJ entry talking about how awesome they are!