Ted (merovingian) wrote,

The Shark

I had an opportunity recently to visit the 1969 ARPA planning meetings with a well-connected time traveler friend.

"General," said the Senator, "I don't care if you can't see a way for this to succeed. The President says he wants adorable cat pictures with ironic pidgin captions spread throughout the world within 40 years. We can't let the Soviets beat us on this one. It was embarassing enough that we had to fake the moon landing. Now, you find a way to make the pictures happen, or we're all fired."

So I think we're done with the Internet now! Good job, folks!
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.