Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Cipher

"Oh, this is zero-ply toilet paper," he said proudly.

Then he waved dramatically in the air in front of him, "See how pillowy soft it is?"

"So, how soft is it per ply?" I asked him.

And he froze up.

Ha! Robots.
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