Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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Moment of clarity

So, I have a problem. I seek enlightenment compulsively.

I'm sure anyone who has read this journal knows that I have an alarming habit of seeking out people who give out weirder and worse advice. Well, I hit rock bottom today, in a library downtown. The guy was sitting in a window-patch of sunlight in such a way that I figured he must be an enlightened master, so I asked him to teach me kung fu.

"The love of office equipment is the highest form of love," he told me.

What?

Poll #1017531 True Enlightenment Quiz

What office equipment (or office supplies) do you love most?

How much do you love this office equipment?

Mean: 7.19 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.19
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
5(11.6%)
4
2(4.7%)
5
2(4.7%)
6
4(9.3%)
7
8(18.6%)
8
10(23.3%)
9
4(9.3%)
10
8(18.6%)

How much do you love other things?

Mean: 6.57 Median: 7.5 Std. Dev 3.03
1
5(11.4%)
2
2(4.5%)
3
3(6.8%)
4
1(2.3%)
5
3(6.8%)
6
3(6.8%)
7
5(11.4%)
8
8(18.2%)
9
5(11.4%)
10
9(20.5%)


Thanks.
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