Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Ich Bin Ein Joiner

Okay, to continue the chain, here are my three most exciting trivia details:

1. I didn't learn Greek in school - I learned it by spending four months imitating the Greek ambassador to Japan. I kind of botched the whole job, but I picked up a lot of Greek in the act. It's amazing how far a thick, bushy fake moustache will get you.

2. My first childhood romance was with the ghost of a jaguar.

3. Everything in my house operates by clockwork and windpower. My television, my heating, my lights, my Linux machine, my pet hamster, my boyish charm - everything. On a still day, everything grinds to a halt, and I sit in a dark corner, crying.
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