Ted (merovingian) wrote,


"Dear Ted," said the letter, all in glittering silver calligraphy.

"Please stop putting out ads for aliens to come and teach you our secrets of advanced dental hygeine and folk-dancing. It is embarassing to you and to us. We have gone back in time and erased the tails of your entire species as a warning. Don't push it."

Yay! My ad worked! Hope you didn't, you know, need those tails, everyone.

I'm just glad it worked. All I ever got from the werewolves was a cease and desist letter.

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