Ted (merovingian) wrote,

All the sweeter for the effort

The best cookie recipe ever:

2 lbs. Californium
6 lbs. amaranth flour
4 tbsp. dinosaur blood
4 tbsp. vanilla made from holy water
1 tbsp. red mercury
1 tbsp. sodium pentathol
1 package Pillsbury pre-made cookie dough
1 pinion feather, couatl
1 pinion feather, octopus
1 pinion feather, airplane
1 human head, severed, still speaking, oracular

Combine all ingredients except cookie dough into large silver pot at midnight. Arrange for pot of ingredients to be abducted by fae and/or Greys. Weep openly. Undergo hypnotherapy. Prepare cookie dough according tto instructions.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.