I went to the Horror Movie Victim's Center again today, and they're reaching out. They're doing some great harm reduction work, offering safe, affordable, synthetic brains to zombies so they can meet their needs peacefully and without any need to shamble about. It's hard to offer generosity to an enemy, but sometimes it gets surprising results. Once the zombies get enough brains, maybe we can find other options for them. Probably Necrotronic options.