Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Up in the Andes I knew these folks who raised alpacas for fiber, and they're all fluffy and adorable. There was this one that could talk. Like Mister Ed, but she mostly just sang little fairy-tale songs to cheer us up.

She passed on, as alpacas do, but they missed her so much they contacted some sort of weird techno-necromancers and had her brought back to life. The strangest thing happened - only her mouth came back to life, but it still sang happy fairy-tales to us. She'll be visiting the U.S. soon.

This LiveJournal entry is the herald of the arrival of the Zombie Alpaca Lips.
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