Ted (merovingian) wrote,

  • Music:

Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart!

The salesman pointed at the empty doorway. "This is the biggest breakthrough in gaming since we taught the @ sign to fight acid blobs," he said.

"What is it?" I asked, incredulously.

"Virtual virtual reality! VVR for short. You'll be immersed in a world filled with danger, adventure, and challenge, with lush visual effects, a star-studded soundtrack with all your favorite musicians that you can control, and a highly customizable script with millions of dialog options. With over seven hundred puzzles, thousands of special items and dozens of different character options that you discover during play, the possibilities are endless. Collect items! Develop new skills! Face chilling opponents!"

"It looks like a door frame," I grumbled.

"Yes, but once you step through, you'll be embarking on a sizzling award-winning puzzle roleplaying fantasy adventure."
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