Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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How I spent my Tuesday afternoon

The archive was obscure, cheap and ill-visited. But it was not dimly lit, tacky, cheap or sweaty - those traits were conspicuously absent, because this was the library of non-porn movies.

Some of the movies were movies I knew... "White Men Can't Jump", "Edward Scissorhands", "Romancing the Stone". But others I'd never heard of... "Debbie Doesn't Do Dallas", "In Front of the Green Door", "The Devil, And Also Miss Jones", "Secret Watergate Informant".

For every porn movie, there's a non-porn movie equivalent. If it didn't exist before, it's created and placed here.

It's one of the most boring museums ever.
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