I was using a word processor very early this morning and writing a document. I needed to bold some text, so I hit the bold button as I so often do. Then I accidentally pressed it again, and instead of becoming normal text, the text got even more bold.
I kept pressing the button, and the text just got bolder and bolder. I mean, not in terms of audacity, of course, just blackness and density. Then I pressed it one time too many, and the text became a black hole and destroyed the whole planet and the rest of the solar system too.
I'm sorry about that.