Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Next Tuesday is take your daughter to work day, but I was asking kids today what they want to be when they grow up.

They all agreed: a beholder.

When I tried to tell them that it doesn't pay very well, they hit me with Eye #1: Charm Person.

When I tried to tell them that beholders aren't real, they hit me with Eye #10: Death Ray.

Kids these days!
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