Ted (merovingian) wrote,

The world may turn sideways tonight

"Someone's building a big enough lever to move the world," the policeman said, "They bought a lot of cheap land in Antarctica and they want to turn it into a tropical resort. We need you to track down that lever so we can convict the guy."

"Uh, this is a hot dog stand," I told him in response.

He doublechecked his address book and apologized.

"Sorry, I meant to say that I'd like a Polish dog with sauerkraut and mustard. And don't skimp on the mustard - the world may turn sideways tonight."

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