Ted (merovingian) wrote,

I get a lot of email every day asking me why I chose to get a robot head. So here's a little FAQ, to save everyone a little time.

Q: Is that really a robot head? Do you have a robot brain too?

A: Yes.

Q: How did you get it? Was it expensive?

A: Once I completed my Fiction-Step Portal, the actual robot head was easy to get.

Q: Does the robot head affect your sex life?

A: None of your god-damn business, Gerald. Please stop mailing me. I don't want to contribute to your sick fantasies, and I don't even own a ski outfit.

Q: So has your robot brain caused you to feel that humans are inferior and unnecessary?

A: The robot head was not the source of this opinion.

Q: Am I obsolete?

A: No, you ever-decaying fleshbag. Of course not. Now just sit there and relax. This won't hurt a bit.

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