Ted (merovingian) wrote,


Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.

She is sorry to be delayed, but last evening down a time machine she strayed.

When she woke up and found that she was surrounded by dinosaurs, she ran to the machine that had led her so far astray, and from under her velvet gown, she drew a blaster and shot the time machine down.

Then the dinosaurs came and got her and dragged her across the swamp, and strung her upon the tarpits across the way. And the moment before she died, she lifted up from the time stream to fly.

Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.

  • Lessons from Frank Sinatra

    New York, New York: If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. Therefore, if there's a place you cannot make it, you cannot make it in New…

  • An Open Letter

    Invert the Invertebrate is not a real game. This is not subject to discussion. Please discuss below.

  • Flight From LiveJournal

    I heard from someone that nobody is on LiveJournal anymore, because of Facebook and staring at photographs of badgers and whatnot. I remember talking…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.