She is sorry to be delayed, but last evening down a time machine she strayed.
When she woke up and found that she was surrounded by dinosaurs, she ran to the machine that had led her so far astray, and from under her velvet gown, she drew a blaster and shot the time machine down.
Then the dinosaurs came and got her and dragged her across the swamp, and strung her upon the tarpits across the way. And the moment before she died, she lifted up from the time stream to fly.
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.